Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie