Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !