What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard