Of course the $ bill!
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congress.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One of them makes sense!
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
One is a Cunning array of Stunts...
Congress
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
A: No fee--If No Recovery!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
When your nose touches the ceiling !
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
You ask them to leave.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
