What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late