What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it