What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.