What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...