What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right