What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.