What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**