How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Previous Random Joke Next

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !