How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !