What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.