What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.