What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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He was shocked.

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He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.