How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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They stay stuck in adolescence.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.