How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.