How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.