How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!