Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake