Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree