What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.