Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.