Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.