What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.