What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft