Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.