Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.