Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.