Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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A widower.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Because they always double Czech their work!

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You right a Czech.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.