What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.