What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn