Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider