Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.