How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!