Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!