Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!