Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.