Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Nobody takes him for granite.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
