Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales !
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
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Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Denim, denim, denim.
Denim denim denim
Pontius Pilates.
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He started to hear invoices in his head.
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Chevalry
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Ryes over rum.
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Everyone takes him for granite.
