What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!