OC I think I'll go on a diet!
No weigh...
Neither did he.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
Faster than her brother!
Because we fast.
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"