What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"