What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!