Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict