Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict