Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict