Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict