Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict