Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.