Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.