What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant