What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D