What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.