Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8