Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them