What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.