What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Because he asked for Ice-es

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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She was trying to get ahead !

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.