Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.