What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"