What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.