What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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A 4chan!

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With a magic 8-ball

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Nostrildamus

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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He ransomware.

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A 4chan teller

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.