4chan Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

What do you call a Reddit Psychic?

A 4chan teller

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Trigger Warning Jokes More Trigger Warning Jokes

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.