How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic