Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.