What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!