Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's