What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.