What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.