How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.