How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!