How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"