What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.