How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"