How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.