How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.