He was suicidal.
He didn't jump high enough.
He was looking for Pooh.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
