Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.