Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .