Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.