How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit