How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.