French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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A' lmao

What's the deal with airline food!?

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